Alyssa Explains It All

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

the-fandoms-are-cool: anorganizedprocrastination: not-safe-for-earth: timelord-and-fishcustard: r...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:30:25 -0400

the-fandoms-are-cool:

anorganizedprocrastination:

not-safe-for-earth:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

rose tyler wanted to travel forever with the doctor

and the doctor never forgot

hE KISSED THE FREAKING DOLL GUYS

WE FINALLY GOT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ACTUALLY KISS ROSE

I SMELL SOMEONE WHO SKIPPED NINE

whyruntothetardis: What if, for the 50th anniversary, Ten just walks onscreen and Eleven’s...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:57:09 -0400

whyruntothetardis:

What if, for the 50th anniversary, Ten just walks onscreen and Eleven’s like

“Hey, wanna help me defeat these alien baddies?”

and Ten’s like

“sure”

and that’s all the explanation we ever get

brilliantfantasticgeronimo: The Satan Pit // Nightmare in...

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:52:52 -0400

brilliantfantasticgeronimo:

The Satan Pit // Nightmare in Silver.

guceubcuesu: Should’ve stuck to the status quo I now have to...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:27:21 -0400

guceubcuesu:

Should’ve stuck to the status quo

I now have to rewatch this movie…

pizzaforpresident: NO PLEASE NO WHY

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:11:12 -0400

pizzaforpresident:

NO PLEASE NO WHY

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Tue, 07 May 2013 10:09:43 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

july2892: Marz Hintz on We Heart It -...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:12:44 -0400

july2892:

Marz Hintz on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/53845352/via/July2892

Jçß

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

Mon, 06 May 2013 21:01:05 -0400

wildr0b0t:

ralph-the-gallade:

askahoennbreeder:

ask-crystal-the-gardevoir:

hallowantvenom:

sunrisethefangirl:

typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:

If you can’t reblog this…

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK

#confirm

The lack of people who reblogged this…

not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick

If you can reblog this then

Sphere: Reblog this. Seriously.

Man, not even 300k. Shaaame

igwenstacy: oh O H WHYYYYYY

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:31:46 -0400

igwenstacy:

oh

O H

WHYYYYYY

Already preparing myself…

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:21:59 -0400

Already preparing myself…